"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."

Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)

(Source: veryhotbuns, via stayhungry-getbig)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(Source: birkenstockbae, via epic-humor)

narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via kadddeerrss)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via shouldnt)